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Totes an Eldritch Millennial

Totes an Eldritch Millennial

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If you find yourself more frequently scowling at the whipper snappers on your lawn and telling the youth, "Do not cite the deep magic to me, for I was there when it was written" whenever they try to explain something from "the late 1900s" to you, then step into your Ancient Eldritch power and carry around the nostalgia of the past (along with your multivitamins) in this delightfully devious tote.

• 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill
• Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (272 g/m²)
• Dimensions: 20″ × 14″ × 5″ (50.8 × 35.6 × 12.7 cm)
• Capacity: 6 gallons (23 l)
• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)
• 1″ × 25″ (2.5 × 63.5 cm) long self-fabric dual straps
• Open main compartment, flat bottom
• Blank product sourced from China or India

Disclaimer: The care instructions on the tearaway label may wash off after cleaning.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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